The Thinking Game · Essay 25

The Coin Is Not the Culprit: Why Cricket Should Keep the Toss

England’s counties spent four summers handing the visiting captain the choice, then quietly gave the coin back — a reminder that the toss was never what rigged a Test. The doctored pitch was, and the honest fix is to police the surface, not abolish the ritual.

By Vijay R. Bharadwaj · 6 min

The toss is the smallest act in a Test match and, some will tell you, the most decisive. Two captains walk to the middle in their blazers, a coin goes up, a former player holds a microphone between them, and in the three seconds it takes the thing to land, a fair number of people believe the result has already been settled. On a raging home turner, or a green and seaming Tuesday, win the toss and you win the match; lose it and you have five days in which to lose respectably. It is, the argument runs, an absurd way to decide contests between the best sides in the world — a lottery bolted onto a game that fancies itself a test of skill. Abolish it, they say. Hand the visiting captain the choice and be done with the coin.

I want to defend the coin. Not out of sentiment — though I confess a weakness for the game’s old rituals — but because the campaign against the toss is aimed squarely at the wrong target, and we have the evidence to prove it.

The reformers’ case deserves a full and honest hearing, because it is not a silly one. Their logic runs like this: a home board that knows it will win the toss half the time, and that can doctor a surface to suit its own attack, has every incentive to prepare a snake-pit — a dust-bowl for its spinners, a lush green seamer for its quicks — and then simply bat first upon it. Take the coin away, give the away captain the automatic right to choose, and you pull that incentive out by the roots: no curator will lay a minefield if the opposition gets first use of it. It is a tidy argument, and, to their great credit, England’s county game did not merely argue it — it ran the experiment for real.

From 2016, the County Championship scrapped the mandatory toss. The visiting captain could decline the coin altogether and simply choose to bowl first — the “uncontested toss” — the stated aim being to shame groundsmen out of preparing result pitches that did the seamers’ work for them. And in the narrow sense, it did something. That first summer, eighty-five per cent of matches reached a fourth day, the highest figure in seven years; the spinners bowled more and took more; scores rose; there were more draws. On paper, the reform worked more or less exactly as it had been designed to.

And here is the part the abolitionists tend to hurry past: the counties scrapped it again. After four seasons of tinkering, the board concluded the uncontested toss was not achieving what it had hoped for, dropped it, and reached instead for tougher penalties on poor pitches. That sequence is the whole argument in miniature. They tried abolishing the coin; it did not fix the thing that was actually broken; so they gave the coin back and set about policing the pitch instead. They spent four years treating the symptom, and then turned, belatedly, to the disease.

Because that is what the toss is — a symptom, not the sickness. The coin does not doctor the pitch; the curator does, at the board’s quiet instruction. Remove the toss and you have not made a single surface one blade fairer; you have merely moved the advantage from the winner of a coin flip to the visitor with the new ball, which is its own distortion. Worse, the incentive can invert. A home side denied the guarantee of batting first will not suddenly acquire a taste for sporting pitches; it may just as easily flatten the thing into a lifeless, result-proof road, so that the visitor’s hard-won choice to bowl is worth precisely nothing. You have not restored the contest between bat and ball — the one thing in all of this actually worth protecting. You have swapped a rigged toss for a rigged pitch and called it reform.

This, more or less, is what the game’s own cricket committee concluded when it looked hard at the question in 2018. Chaired by Anil Kumble — not a man one associates with sentimentality about coins — the panel weighed the very proposal to award the toss automatically to the touring side, precisely to deter home doctoring, and declined it, calling the toss an integral part of Test cricket and of the narrative of the game. That is not establishment nostalgia dressed up as principle. The toss carries something real: the choice of whether to bat or bowl is one of the purest tactical judgements the game asks of a captain — a reading of soil and sky and of his own attack, made in the open, to be vindicated or punished across the next five days. Strip the coin out and you do not remove luck from cricket; you remove a decision, and hand it, unearned, to whichever side happens to be visiting.

None of which is to pretend the reformers have no case. They have a real one, and it is the strongest thread in the whole debate: home advantage by way of the pitch is real, and at its worst it is grotesque. A touring side can lose a match at the toss on a surface built expressly to be lost on, and that is genuinely unjust — the away game, as I have argued in these pages before, ought to be the true examination, and an examination is a hard test honestly set, not a rigged one. On the disease, the abolitionists are simply right. It is only on the cure that they have reached for the wrong instrument entirely.

And the cure is to make the pitch honest, not to abolish the coin. Rate every surface, and rate it independently of the home board. Let demerit points accumulate and genuinely bite — docked championship points, neutral curators where a venue cannot be trusted, grounds suspended when they offend often enough. Make the preparing of a snake-pit cost a side more than it can ever be worth, and the incentive the reformers so rightly fear simply dissolves — with the toss left exactly where it has always stood. That, in the end, is the order of operations the counties arrived at, and it is the correct one: mend the thing that is broken, and leave well alone the thing that is not.

For the toss is one of the last honest pieces of chance the modern game has left, in a sport increasingly determined to engineer chance out of itself altogether. And chance, evenly applied, was never the enemy. Skill unrewarded and luck unpunished — that is the injustice worth fighting; a coin that gives each captain an equal call is not. Give both sides an even surface and an even call, and the toss stops being a lottery and returns to being what it always was — the first small test of a captain’s judgement, at the head of a long examination of it. Fix the pitch. Keep the coin.